i'm never getting this drunk alone again.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

i’m only going to listen to watch Full House three or four more times and then i’m going to walk across the room and get on top of the bed. then i’m gonna lay there for a long time and when i finally get really cold and start to sober up, i’ll try and figure out how to pull back the comforter with my body weight on top of it and get in the bed with Smoky, who crawled in the covers a couple hours ago. she’s totally sober so it was easy for her.