I was so excited about getting to sleep in this morning that I couldn't actually fall asleep until 2:00, and woke up right at 5:30. I get excited about sleeping... to the point of not being able to sleep.

On top of that, yesterday I was invited to two social gatherings here (a new record for Nashville!) and did not attend either. When I woke up at 5:30, I had a really awesome drunk voicemail from one of them requesting my presence.

Can someone please punch me in the face and remind me that I’m 25 and I’m supposed to be out having fun?