I got some advice for anyone who is bleaching their teeth.

Bite down on a dish towel. Cos I dunno about you guys, but teeth bleach tastes like sadness and stimulates my salivation 400% more, so like, this will absorb all that extra spit and also keep me from drinking bleach.

Gonna be doing this for the next 4 hours.

Everyone should bleach their teeth at least once. We've all been down an imperfect path. UNDO IT. CLEAN SLATE.

What would you do without me?