A few hours after I posted my haiku about myself (which inadvertently was about Justin Bieber), he headed out to London for some, I dunno, dreamcrushing and ladykilling. Not only that, but I had 3 hits from London that same day and I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING but there is probably a small chance that Justin Bieber reads my blog. Like a .00000005% chance. But that's STILL a chance, and so I'd just like to say Bieber, call me. Also, how bad would you guys die if you found out that I'm the person who has been handling Bieber's Twitter? Think about it. Just think about it. There's a chance that it's true.