At an Easter party yesterday, Clay and I are sitting on the couch touching each other's arms and talking about Adele and Clay's probably picking my nose or something

Monday, April 9, 2012

    •    Dude Across the Room With a Dumb Accent: You two are like retarded friends, huh?
    •    Me: ...yeah.
    •    Dude Across the Room With a Dumb Accent: That's great.

I had a lot of fun last night because I have finally found that balance between drunk enough to hang out with a bunch of people I don’t know and sober enough to not get in front of everyone and sing Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone."