So, not to play it like I’m the Patron Saint of Awesome or whatever, but I gave a dollar to a homeless(?) man outside the nice Walmart (the one in Green Hills, duh) this morning who was wearing a 3/4-length sleeved Ed Hardy shirt that was made for a teenage girl.

It’s too cold to be homeless and be dressed like an Armenian tourist.

As I eat my oatmeal that was probably prepared by Asian child slaves.