I decided to come into work tonight because I'm needing to save up as much extra cash as I can for the next few months.

I want to go on the record here and say that I am currently getting paid to sit on my laptop while 3 kids watch Alvin & the Chipmunks in the other room until they have to go to bed in an hour.

I will be here for several hours after that, getting to go Internetting and watching TV.

For $15 an hour.

I am the best at making money.