Me, at Target

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Should I get the super pack? Most ladies need super, right? I mean, I don’t have an unnaturally heavy flow, right? And this saves money. I’m not going to look like a freak if I buy the 48 pack of super tampons, I’ll look like a thrifty chick. I have the other sizes at home, I just need some supers. I’ll just get these.

Oh my god, that cashier is so hot. What is he doing here? Why didn’t I look this situation over? Would it look weird if I switched over to the other line? Yes. Oh my god. He’s so hot and now he knows I HAVE A VAGINA. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.