Intervention time. I just got a text message alert that my package from North Dakota has been delivered.

Wh... what? Package? I ordered... a package... from... North Dako... ta?

Oh. Oh yes. I did. I did that. Just Tuesday, actually. I... I did.

And then... forgot... about... it.

Lock up my credit cards.*

*YEAH RIGHT, GUYS. DON'T TOUCH THEM. VINTAGE DRESSES ARE NECESSARY. YOU'LL ALL KILL YOURSELVES WHEN YOU SEE HOW FRESH I LOOK.