I rely heavily on my ability to text my good ideas while half asleep so that I can remember them in the morning. Can you imagine an entire party of people dressed up like cats... cats wearing costumes? Like, a person dressed like a cat dressed up like George Washington. Or a cat dressed up like batman. Gosh!!! I'm going to put my brain in an envelope and mail it to the Cash 4 Gold people with a note that says, "Right?"

ALSO, why do you think my dream friends are so dismissive of me?? :(