How utterly awful, demoralizing, inhumane and just all around JIBBERWONK* are make-out dreams involving someone you would never, ever, ever want to press your face against?

I need to call the FCC on my subconscious. Rated R for RWhat The Hell Are You Thinking That For?

*Corrie included the phrase "JIBBERWONK" in an email to me a few days ago, and I've found it's the only word I deem appropriate to describe anything anymore.