While washing my face to redo my make-up from day-stuff to night-stuff (because I’m a sham of a person!) I wondered if the fact that I got my period yesterday and that it ceased to exist today is nothing short of the Universe telling me that I should really try to get pregnant with U-Turn’s child tonight.

Then, I got soap in my eye and as I laughed over my idiocy while dramatically splashing my face (and walls, and counter, and floor) with water to flush my eye out, I inhaled the H20 and started to choke while my eye was still burning and yes, my forehead is still broken out...

So, no, I probably won’t get pregnant tonight.