1. Start to blog reason why you seriously, totally, without a tiny bit of doubt Hate Nashville.
2. Open Blogspot.
3. Recall a random, seemingly innocuous memory sparked by what you were about to write.
4. See that random memory from a whole different perspective, realize it was perhaps not so innocuous.
5. Become mortified as you realize how oblivious you are in your day-to-day life
6. 2 minute Shame Spiral.
7. Look back up at the computer monitor, start to mess around a bit before you remember that you were going to inform the Internet about why you seriously, totally, without a tiny bit of doubt Hate Nashville.
8. Open Blogspot.
9. Re-recall the memory of what an idiot you are.
10. REPEAT TIMES INFINITY.