This is my new game. It's called "pushing my hometown loved ones as close to the edge as possible via Facebook status updates." It's unusual amounts of fun and it can be played in so many different ways.

Sometimes I write things I know will deeply concern my parents and maybe make them worry about the place in life I'm in. Other times I just say that I need to drink to deal with being around them and that I'm planning on soiling myself repeatedly in their home over Christmas.

It's not a game for everyone, but it can keep a girl like me busy for minutes at a time.