I’m pretty sure that if I tried out for Wheel of Fortune that they wouldn’t let me on because I’m so good at solving puzzles and so blessed that I’d just destroy it on the wheel and they’d basically be like, “Yeah, Karin. You’re really good, we just can’t afford to have you on the show. We literally cannot afford you.”

That’s 30% why I am very, very sad right now.

The other 70% involves my feet being so cold.