Things Darien has said in his sleep the past 10 minutes

Sunday, November 27, 2011

"It's a proven technique" - Darien, discussing using a screwdriver to prop our window open.
"I need to bring the wood in." - Darien, discussing his need to do chores in the middle of the night.
"You didn't, did you?" - Darien, asking me if I brought the wood in.
"What do you want from me? It's 40 inches long." - Darien, dreaming.
"Yeah. Yank on it. Yank on it like you just did. Yank on it. I'm done." - Darien, being demanding.