Thanksgiving was great until after dinner I started sniffling and fell asleep on the couch and woke up majorly sick. I think it's a sinus infection but I'm not a doctor of anything except being a hypochondriac.

Happy Thanksgiving, guys. I’m thankful for all of the Kardashians, my friends, my family, all of the idiots who are reading these words right now about how they are idiots for making blogging more fun than it should be and for how I still have other people cut my turkey off of the rotting, fleshy carcass for me so I don’t have to see that it came from an actual animal with bones and stuff.

Ignorance is second best to veganism, never forget that. Never be afraid to settle for silver.