This is the most epic photo of Sebastien ever. And I took it.

This is picture of me and Noah, one of the little chickens I took care of in California. He's a famous soccer player now, apparently. He has also grown a foot. It's stupid how much kids change in three months.

This is both of my chickens. They both grew.

If you guys even knew how schwasted I wanted to be in that photograph, you would understand exactly why I made that face. You would get it. But you don't know, so part of it will always be a mystery to you, like what food from Sonic tastes like. Actually, that's exactly what it's like. OK. Wait. I'm going to write a song on ukulele about that, BRB. That hand-written sign? I support that legislation.