a post about drug use

Friday, October 14, 2011

I once had a list of companies I suspect would prosper from the legalization of recreational use of weed (Visine, Cool Ranch Doritos, etc.), but after I walked into Walmart for autumn-ish door wreaths, and walked out with red velvet cake mix, popcorn, 4 different nail polishes, a pint of ice cream, Velveeta, crescent rolls, a beanie, and autumn-ish door wreaths, I realized that the answer is “all of them.” All of the companies would prosper.

Get Barry on the phone. I have ideas.

EDIT: I'm not high. But I can see how I might seem that way.