I was reading a 5 year old a book the other day and there was a ball on the page. I pretended to pick it up and throw it to him, and he pretended to do the same to me. When I told him to open his mouth I “threw” the ball in there and told him he had a ball in his mouth. “What are you going to do?!” “Frow up.”

I wish I had known at the time that "frow up" would be the theme of my week.