For the past howeverlong I have been Internet stalking Zach Braff's girlfriend of two years. Some things:

1. We share a birthday.
2. She is a year younger than I am.
3. This means they were dating when she was TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD.
4. Our shared birthday means we have the same personality.
5. She follows @DailyVirgo on Twitter.
6. Now I do, too.
7. He'd probably love me better because I can tell I'm funnier.
8. This night keeps getting better.