Wife of Mexican Drug Lord Gives Birth in California

Someone likes Weeds way too much, and this time it isn't me. How you gonna live out the exact plotline of season 5? How you gonna do that?!

EDIT: Okay I spent some time on Sho.com watching interviews with Jenji Kohan and she's acting like this season finale opened up a ton of doors and made room for Season 8. I'm sorry. No. It didn't. That would have been a perfect series finale for me. Pop, boom, done, we move on. My heart can't handle much more.

WHATEVER. I LOVED IT. I LOVE YOU HUNTER PARRISH. I'M GOING TO TWEET AT YOU ALL DAY.