Thursday, September 15, 2011

Went to switch purses this morning & found the one where I stuffed all the condoms and abortion pills that Planned Parenthood gave me before I moved to Tennessee to live with my boyfriend that I was too nervous to leave behind at my parents' house for fear of them removing my vagina altogether.

If any of you need these, shoot me an email. Seriously! No judgment! I don't need them but you do! I get it! You don't want a baby! I'm not here to judge you! Have all the premarital sex you want! I'm here to help you get rid of that pregnancy! Babies are messy and never say thank you! I get it! *AIRHORN*

*drops microphone*

EDIT: Yes. I know. We're all crying about my nails.