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Saturday, September 17, 2011

A couple weeks ago (it might have been like, earlier today, I dunno anymore) after having a drink*, I found a triangle-shaped pizza slice box from 7-Eleven on our lawn after a big storm that had the words “Fresh 2 Go” on it.

I proceeded to text my friend from back home that it was a mock-up of my soon to be released memoirs that are being put out by Harper Collins.

But on the truthful, you guys: When I finish putting together my precious collection of essays, I’m going to shop it with the name Fresh 2 Go because damn, that’s so true.

*You like how I pretend like it was just one?