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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Back in 1997, I had a friend who (via AOL Instant Messenger) confessed to me how deeply he "identified" with the movie Titanic. He was convinced that he was aboard the ship in his "previous life" and that is why he felt an unshakable connection to the film. This was the only explanation for him seeing it 10 times in theaters and feeling so "moved" by it all.

LOL. Dude. The only thing that "moved" you was Kate Winslet's naked body, and that movement was actually you experiencing your first erection.

I've been meaning to say that for 15 years.