Wednesday, August 31, 2011

I'm getting toofa king ahead of myself in saying that Fall is like, announcing its arrival, but I recently (as in, within the past 15 seconds) decided I want to live in a world where things are constantly falling from the sky.

I want it to be constantly raining all Summer long, and during Fall, I want leaves to be streaming down at all times. And I want there to be fans on the ground that will cycle leaves back up again so that they can keep falling. Like those big inflatable Christmas globes you see. I want to live in a Fall globe. Why hasn't anyone thought of this yet? How do I even begin this quest for greatness? Why do I have all the good ideas?

Oh, damn, I have to go lie down. I’m too good for this Earth.