i just sent an email to Google

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

really politely asking them to give me 15 thousand dollars so I can drive across the country and have Google+ meet ups in every state. I’m not spending any of the money on you and all I’m eating are cashew clusters that I buy at Costco before I leave.

Just so you know, it’s someone at Google’s fault if they ruin your party by not giving me the money. I was trying to throw you a party.

P.S. Our theme song is “Pimpin’ All Over The World”.

P.P.S. Obviously not really EVERY state. We’re definitely going to Tulsa, though. For days.