Queen of taking a “quick nap” before going out and then waking up at 4 in the morning and seeing 5 missed calls and a fleet of texts asking where I am.

The last thing I remember was turning on my curling iron and going back to sit on my bed so that my hair could air dry a little more. Weeds was on... and my fan was on its highest setting, so it was SUPER LOUD and I knew I wouldn't fall asleep.

Next thing I know, I wake up in my dress, hair in my face, pitch black, 4:00AM.

AGAIN.

I blame that DAMN BIRD OUTSIDE MY WINDOW THAT SQUAWKS AT 4:30 EVERY MORNING THAT WOKE ME UP YESTERDAY. KILLING IT.