Every time I say something rude about someone to Darien via text, I have to TRIPLE check that I am actually sending it to him, and not Twitter. One day it's going to happen to me. I know it. This is why code names are good, but like, I can only call so many people Glow Worm before he gets completely confused. Need to think of a better insult. Thought you guys should know.

EDIT: Meltyface. Got it.