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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

I just found out that one of my best childhood girlfriends is living in the Ukraine and working with the Peace Corps.

I woke up at 4:15 today, still in my clothes from yesterday. I told the pincher bug crawling on my arm to "shut the fuck up" and then flung it off my arm. As in, it's still alive around here somewhere. A couple hours later I will change into sweatpants.

Lesson learned: We all have our calling.