Oh hey my ladies. My name’s Duke. I hate the outdoors and I am terrified of anything that moves.

I’m just a 100 pound German Shepherd rescue trying to make it in a man’s world. Sure, I have teeny little chihuahua ankles, and giant hambone thighs, and my neck is as thick as the rest of my body, and I'm totally disproportionate but I make it work. Sometimes it gets hard, but then I try to remember that I’m descended from wolves and that really helps.