I just spent about five minutes falling out of my bed. I can’t really explain how, but I keep my alarm clock justtt out of reach so I definitely wake up instead of shut it off and go back to snoozin’ (it's a Saturday B. T. Dubs). Except it backfired this time and I over-reached and sort of fell off, but grabbed my dresser and then my phone fell and I tried to grab it, but had to let go of the dresser and then…

I can’t really explain how. It was long and now my wrist hurts.