Gosh. Could I be a bigger stick in the mud lately? I'm surprised you guys haven't staged an intervention with me (to show me how addicted to being a miserable me I am). Did I already mention my idea for Celebrity Intervention? Sort of like Celebrity Rehab but probably way better and more emotional? But nothing like my Intervention/Punk'd idea. Probably same network though. Does a show like this already exist? One without Dr. Drew?

Can you tell I'm evading my real problems?