"Huh? Did I wake up in 1943? Are you that unfortunate? I really can't play this Gypsy game? Why would you advertise for it on my computer if you knew I have a Mac? Did you know you just basically created a game that is an upside down version of Snood? Does anyone remember Snood? Is this game even fun? Did I ever play Snood on my Mac? Does anyone still play Minesweeper? Did you know I beat the easy level in six seconds? People really still use PCs? To play games? Who doesn't run Mac-compatible in 2k11? Aren't Macs way more beneficial to the human race than PCs? Why did I wake up after only four hours of sleeping? What is the greater significance?"

- Me, doing an impression of everyone I hate / myself.