Who is famous?

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The other night I went to 7-11 to get more cough drops and G2 aka Diet Gatorade (the lemon-lime kind haz been tasting like some melted freezepops! Do people outside of the Midwest refer to anything as a freezepop? Does that sound ign'ant? I grew up in a very Midwestern family with lots of beggles and meggazines) and I came across this display of ten dollar sunglasses that was marketed as “A-list.”

Because when Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts want some sunshades they hit up 7-11 and they get the ones that look like that.

Also, I have been in a coma since 1997 and I am incapable of thinking of anyone more A-list than Tom Hanks or Julia Roberts. Who do people care about now?