Pretty psyched about being a lady tonight because I have a feeling that I’m going to be in the mood to drink something that would be really embarrassing for a dude to order unless he was doing it as a bit or if he was confident enough to own it, which I’ve found is pretty rare.

Sometimes you just feel like a Bahama Mama, am I wrong? It’s nice to make your everyday boring life feel like an all inclusive resort in Cancun. Spice things up on a Friday or whatevs.

Probsies gonna roll up with a thermos, too. Like, daaaamn Karin. Does your alternative lifestyle know no bounds?

MY ALT-NESS IS CLUELESS RE: BOUNDS.