$52 to last me two weeks. This is going to be so fun. I’m going to do so many things like stay at home, stay at home and use the computer, stay at home and watch TV, stay at home and read, stay at home and drink all the liquor we have in the house, stay at home and take recreational showers, which is my code word for “crying in the shower because you can pretend you’re not crying because tears are the same color as water.”

The saddest part is I'm not supposed to get paid until tomorrow, but I was paid on Friday. Early. And I done spent all them Benjamins. All dem Bens.