Zucks, you kidding me with the private profile / not allowing people to add you? You are Facebook. We can't find out that your interests include Sudoku and gaming and that you're listening to Toad the Wet Sprocket without adding you first? I want to know the deets on a low-commitment level, Zuckerberg. Sure, I'll keep my profile private, but only because I didn't invent the thing.

Anyway, you should look in to being more open. That's all I'm saying.