formal statement

Friday, November 19, 2010

So by now you have all probably figured out that I will not be marrying Prince William anytime soon.

While the details of our relationship sadden me, I want to go on the record and say I wish them both the best... and, like, I didn't really want to wear a ring that was pried off of Princess Diana's cold dead finger anyway.

You know? Too much.

Oh, not to be braggadocious, I am actually directly related to Swedish royalty and marrying him was legally an option for both of us. It's fine!

And don't even say Harry.