speaking of snoring...

Sunday, October 31, 2010

A formal apology to the man sitting next to me on the plane today:

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry I passed out with my phone music app on while my nose made what were probably insufferable noises to listen to for the entirety of the flight.

I’m sorry I didn’t wake up the first three times you poked me to go to the bathroom.

I’m sorry that I didn’t throw my trash away and that I secretly hated you for not being that Taylor Hansonish looking guy who was siting across from me in the terminal and who was inappropriately checking me out.

For that, I am truly sorry.

I hope you have fun in Los Angeles.