classic Karin

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Imagined Conversation Between People I Went to High School with but Never Talked to-

"Are you friends with Karin on Facebook?"
"No, why?"
"Well, I added her even though we never talked at all. I figured by adding her it would make her wonder if there was an ulterior motive to my friend request, because if we didn't want anything to do with each other when we had classes together, why would we want to correspond over the Internet seven years later?"
"Yeah, yeah. Good call."
"Well, anyway, she's really weird and talking about getting shot in the face lately. I think she thinks she's funny, but mostly she makes me uncomfortable."