Had this really great idea to Photoshop (lol, hi bachelor’s degree.) a picture or diagram of a urethra to look like a large black woman and title it “Urethra Franklin,” but it turns out I can only look at a real picture of a urethra for about half a minute before wondering why I’m even still alive on this awful earth. Everything is disgusting.

Urethra Franklin. Pretty sure I stole that from somewhere.