identifying with reality stars

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Last night on a rerun of The Hills they went to my favorite martini bar on a date— Lola’s. I was aware that it was a popular place, but now I realize that’s because it’s overrun with USC girls in their skank tanks. You don’t even know what a Lola’s martini will do to you, it’s atrocious… the last thing they need to do is pack the place with 20-something LC wannabes— or worse, Audrina wannabes. Who wants to be Audrina? Even the real Audrina would probably ask for a do-over on her sub-par personality if she had the chance.

I like Whitney because you can tell she’s such a snob in real life, but she still comes off the most reasonably intelligent and potentially interesting. Kinda like me.