I am drained as hell. It’s Monday. I got tomorrow night off to just stay in and do me and eat the rest of those cookies I bought last week and just like, treat myself and rub lotion into my joints and stuff.

Yo, do y’all ever love to accessorize with a scarf on your dome? Traditional or nontraditional wrapping techniques and fabrix don’t mean a thing. Just wrap a scarf around your head. It’s like putting on lipstick or dangly ass earrings, except a little more fly because you gotta have a certain level of confidence to walk out of the house with some fabric on your head. But it’s the fabric that gives you confidence because your hair doesn’t look STRAIGHT UP whack, it looks like a more refined version of whack. It’s cyclical, basically. Your flyness is cyclical.