dear dad,

Monday, June 7, 2010

I know you’ve expressed to me in great detail that you have no interest appearing on my blog. That’s fine. I’ll save the snapshots I took of you feeding Christmas turkey to the dog for my personal use, I just thought you might want to know what I used the AmEx giftcard you gave me for Easter to buy:

- 2 bottles of Vitamin Water
- 1 bottle of regular water

- Jamba Juice
- Pretzels
- Beef jerkey
- A bottle of vodka

… and I still have two dollars and change left! Bonus!

Anyway, thanks for “doing you” and in turn “doing me.” Not like that. Not like, actually doing me. That’d be sick. You get it.