why would you do that?

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

There was a crazy man out in the street yelling into the night last night. His speaking voice sounded like DMX’s rapping voice, which is really awesome, I guess. I just wish he  stopped yelling so Mickey would stop thinking there’s a giant dog who knows how to speak human words outside egging him on. He’s been attempting to stand in the living room window to bark back at him for the last twenty minutes which I keep having to squash. All of this is preempting the work I must do on this highly important blog-related mash-up I’m doing.

Basically, my life is really hard.