several million reasons why i'm going to die alone

Thursday, March 11, 2010

A lot of people ask me “Hey Karin, what’s the saddest thing you can think of beside AIDS and slavery?” and I tell them:

“The saddest thing I can think of is getting off of work at 6:00 PM on a Thursday night, going home by yourself to hang out with your dog and drink pre-packaged ‘margarita-flavored’ wine coolers in a ‘Stop Puppy Mills’ t-shirt while desperately searching for illegally uploaded episodes of reality TV shows.”

Those are the saddest things I can think of beside AIDS or slavery.