Sometimes I get sad because turtles are so cool and I can’t be friends with them or talk to them. I always felt like turtles were slow because they were just like, caught up thinking about life. Like, they were always in “wait a second, wait a second, I’m having a good thought”-mode. You know, like when you slow down walking and touch your face or hair because you really have to hang out and process something? That’s what turtles are like to me. They’re just thinking. And then even if they aren’t thinking at all and they are what you or I would consider really dumb, they’re still pretty valid.

In conclooge, turtles are my third favorite animal, after pandas and Mickey.